Can you email me how to save something from my excel file to a disk?  I don’t want anyone here to know how dumb I am.
Thanks.  Please swallow this email after you read it.

Backstory: I sent my mom the youtube link to the trailer of a movie coming out that we had both read the book of -we’ve been looking forward to our first glimpse of the movie for months!

Well hello daughter, Maybe someday when you are visiting you can give me a brief tutorial on how a person over 50 would open/turn on/find the trailer that you think you sent to me. I found about 9 million versions with people’s names under it and a reprimand from my computer to update my Java something and a bunch of unasked for opinions on the trailer. Obviously I did not get to see the trailer yet. Thanks anyway, the Dinosaur (probably a T Rex, your momma)XXOO

Text #1:
So pleased to hear about laura bob that the shelves are a success inte nun

Text #2:
So pleased to hear about laura bob that the shelves are a success love mum

Text #3:
So pleased to hear about laura bob that the shelves are a success kmmum

You are the first person to receive an email from me…ever. Not really, I sent one at the book warehouse for Jake before. You are the first nonbusiness to receive an email from me. Always remember, polka dots are the nonedible limes of life. MOM

I am a paranoid nut, I admit.  But I want a Time Life oldies/goodies collection off of the TV.  But law enforcement says don’t order off of TV  infomercials as the orders are taken by state prison inmates.  How can I get these without having to give up my info to crooks?  What would I do without you?  Thank you for being so much smarter than I am???  And for being so tolerant of a looney mom?

Thank you, my beautiful baby, my favorite lawyer, my pride, my only reason for living up until now (I don’t know about when you have kids).

Thanks for helping me with my legal issue, don’t leave me ALONE, please

Thank your husband, take care of yourselves and love each other .

When is Ali’s wedding??

Ciao

Backstory: I am thinking about getting an iphone, and I have a history of breaking computers/cell phones. My mom clearly thinks I cannot handle the responsibility.

remember the activity about carrying  around a raw egg for 3 days
the iphone is like that   haha

also with your ADD- can you stay on task and away from all of its entertaiment offerings?

only you know the answer to that

look at all the high end phones and make a decision
love
mom

Oh yes, the ‘blog and me’. My email attempt remains there, meaning my email address and name. It wouldn’t let me submit without a web address (?) so I deleted my message. However, it wouldn’t let me ‘take back my email address’ so it’s still there. This is no doubt a simple matter, which tells you how little I know about the computer. I love using it, but have little to no idea beyond the necessary. I know just enough to be dangerous. o_o