Postcards From Yo Momma » teh internets http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Looking for Woo Loo http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/18/looking-for-woo-loo/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/03/18/looking-for-woo-loo/#comments Thu, 18 Mar 2010 16:05:44 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=5996 mom: what is woo loo’s website address?

me: what is woo loo?

mom: the place you can watch TV shows on the internet.

me: you mean HULU?

mom: points for being close?

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Me: mehhhh
Mom: What the bleep…?
Me: I don’t want a picture of me in front of an Olan Mills background holding a graduation cap
Mom: Well, that DOES sound kinda crappy
Me: Plus, I don’t really feel that connected to my class or anything, so the yearbook isn’t a big deal
Mom: Um, OK.
Me: What, are you my 14 year-old-daughter? I don’t like your internet ‘tude, young lady
Mom: No, y’know, just messin with sounds, feelin my oats,playin fast n loose w/ punctuation. An it’s wild, baybee, WILD!!
Me: Ma, you crazy.
Mom: So is this all being preserved forever in some bomb-proof cyber data storage capsule er sumpin?

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Just a note to let you know how much I appreciate your offer of advanced computer technology.  As you can see by the date of this reply, I am far behind in reading even my e-mail.  I haven’t read any of my favorite blogs in over a month.  The reason for this is there is a fuckin’ worm on my computer.  I have to close the internet connection and re-open another page 2 or 3 times, just to pay my bills online, because it has slowed everything I try to do to the speed of steam rising off fresh dog shit on a frosty morning.  I am so happy!

How about you help me with that problem, and also setting up my new printer and router instead.  Then we can talk about RSS feeds.  I love you more than gay porn. Gotta go to work now.

Yo Momma

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DON’T BELIEVE IT! It’s a trick. Believe me. love Granny

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Watch out for posting “secrets” on the Web! Everyone knows the secret immediately and it’s not as anonymous as you think–even I could figure out the sender in 10 mins! remeber My Space teacher who posted the best part about teaching is Jul and Aug and now has no job! Also, EVERY mark on a computer can be traced and everyone knows who reads these secrets. THINK ABOUT it!
Love
Moma

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Love,
Mom

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