Postcards From Yo Momma » texts http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Your Chiropractor Reads Your Text Messages? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/14/your-chiropractor-reads-your-text-messages/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/14/your-chiropractor-reads-your-text-messages/#comments Thu, 14 Apr 2011 15:00:16 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6708 Me: mini blizzards are back!
Mom: WOOT WOOT!!!
Me: Never say that again, please…
Mom:My chiropractor laughed at that
Me: Your chiropractor reads your text messages?
Mom: Yes…doesn’t yours

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For Christmas I want a sexing machine.

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Stranger: “So when you go to get plan B pill do you have to ask for it?”
Mom: “Yes, speak to a pharmacist. Who is this?”
Stranger: “Mike?”
Mom: “No, wrong number. good luck”
Stranger: “This is Kevin, right?”
Mom: “No. But you may need to talk to planned parenthood to get it. Don’t forget to wear a condom! I am a concerned mom. good luck!”

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Goodnight bitches!!! Hahaha

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And he’s going to be a teacher. Btw, I wonder about your language skills when you use whore instead of whose. Or maybe it’s just that you use that word more often when texting. Nope, that’s not reassuring either.

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Me: ok go on skype
Mom: can’t. internet is out due to wind. just e-mail me. also i talked to gma gpa today. they will call you soon.
Me: ok. are you texting me out of boredom because there is no internet?
Mom: yes.
Mom: trees down. roads closed. power out for some.
Me: you could do a puzzle or something.
Mom: yep.
Mom: (picture message of my dog)

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Okay this weekend I am charging up my phone and getting at it.  And if I don’t text please phone me and remind me.  I just don’t even think of it.  I have to make it part of my life, like a habit.  Like wine or smokes.

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/31/texts-from-last-night/feed/ 2 Watching Oprah, Sending Texts http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/13/watching-oprah-sending-texts/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/08/13/watching-oprah-sending-texts/#comments Thu, 13 Aug 2009 13:22:16 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4673 4:30 pm: Have u heard of va jay jay? learned it on oprah
4:41 pm: Soak your feet in brewed tea half hr a day for a wk to stop smell says dr oz
4:43 pm: Hangover cure- aspirin n water before bed egg coffee n aspirin in morning I LOVE OPRAH

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Mom: How was wk
Mom: How was wk
Me: It was ok
Mom: Was it busy
Me: Very
Mom: WOW!
Mom: Hi did u get in2 class
Mom: What do u do in class

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