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		<title>The World Needs My Outlook</title>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/03/the-world-needs-my-outlook/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 16:00:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We were talking to Lora after you last night and she said I should write a blog. I have decided that the world needs my outlook. So I&#8217;m going to. Like today we went to the bank with Oscar, we were there for two hours. As Dad said it&#8217;s pretty bad when you can say [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We were talking to Lora after you last night and she said I should write a blog. I have decided that the world needs my outlook. So I&#8217;m going to. Like today we went to the bank with Oscar, we were there for two hours. As Dad said it&#8217;s pretty bad when you can say your accomplishment for the day is to almost open a bank account.</p>
<p>Stuff like that. I am now going to email Bob, I don&#8217;t know how to make a blog get on the internets. He will know how to do it, but be a pain in the ass about telling me how, and that I can&#8217;t write anything anybody would want to read. I&#8217;m sort of dreading this already. You don&#8217;t know how to make a blog be on the internets do you?</p>
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		<title>Dead Girl Spam</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 13:31:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Backstory: My mom is a really smart lady (she has a masters in mathematics!) but she&#8217;s so dumb when it comes to chain emails and texts. mom: Did you send me that horrible text about the dead person haunting me at my bedside? me: what?? mom: I got this text from a &#8220;dead&#8221; girl who [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em><strong>Backstory: My mom is a really smart lady (she has a masters in mathematics!) but she&#8217;s so dumb when it comes to chain emails and texts.</strong></em></p>
<p><span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> Did you send me that horrible text about the dead person haunting me at my bedside?</p>
<p><span class='me_text'>me:</span> what??</p>
<p><span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> I got this text from a &#8220;dead&#8221; girl who was stabbed 20 times by her father and if I don&#8217;t help her find her father (so she can haunt him) she will stand at my bedside every night and haunt me.</p>
<p><span class='me_text'>me:</span> it was probably spam<br />
delete it</p>
<p><span class='mom_text'>mom:</span> I&#8217;m going to call back the number first to see who it was (from another number).<br />
Buddah had a deer tick on his face yesterday &#8211; I got it off.</p>
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		<title>My Daughter, The Pot Commentator</title>
		<link>http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2008/09/04/my-daughter-the-pot-commentator/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 15:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know that blog that you and Martha showed me&#8230;.the pot one.. Did you know you could be a commentator on that or something like that. One of Martha&#8217;s friends applied and got it. I thought you and/or Steve would be good at that too.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You know that blog that you and Martha showed me&#8230;.<a href="http://jezebel.com/381532/pot-psychology">the pot one.</a>.  Did you know you could be a commentator on that or something like that.  One of Martha&#8217;s friends applied and got it.  I thought you and/or Steve would be good at that too.</p>
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