A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

don’t expect too much from me tonight

Hi Sarah so u want to come home tonite, I am feeling crappy PMSing, sore back and bum probs!  Em says she’ll come get you.  don’t expect too much from me tonight xoxo.

Toe Bruise Update

Hi Kitten. You will be very happy to know that I was picking at my toenails and the swelling under it popped and all this black stuff came out onto the floor. It looks much better now.

The Straight Poop From Mom

here’s what I’ve done so far:
correctol 2 yesterday, one today, or 2, can’t remember. Miralax powder per pharmacist. giant salad, I mean giant with extra veggies and a few beans.
I did jog, but not that far. one enema: just a couple of small poops. This is the end of day 4. Ahhhhhhh! I will try [...]

What a Life, Eh??

It will probably come saturday or monday so you can buy monistat external cream if you are uncomfortable in the meantime. Call me if u have any questions.
I am getting the gray out of my hair this morning. This afternoon is my nails.-what a life, eh?? Not to mention all the unpacking laundry around the [...]



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