Thank you, my beautiful baby, my favorite lawyer, my pride, my only reason for living up until now (I don’t know about when you have kids).
Thanks for helping me with my legal issue, don’t leave me ALONE, please
Thank your husband, take care of yourselves and love each other .
When is Ali’s wedding??
Ciao

We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did [...]

When you get a chance, ask your dad about how he almost killed Al Gore.  It’s a good story.
-Mom

um I was thinking, if we have no tv cable like thingy, will we have tv for dvd? do you have a combo vcr? I still have good vcr movies like everafter. I have the new spider man on dvd. I’m gonna go do my hair. have escrow tomorrow, dentist, store, vet for dog pills, [...]

There r 2 sugar-mommas in front of me on the train. Hilarious. Is that how u spell that? Doesn’t look right. Uuuu-hu. Das right!

1. pasta for dinner
2. got you a black bra
3. when should we give dad his prezzie? am?
4. I LOVE YOU!
5. even though you’re mean to me
6. not to worry, g-d will punish you  :^)

Thanks for calling last night. Sorry I was uncommunicative. I’m getting tired of this, but better each day. The Dulcolax I took last night may have helped somewhat. We have not recognized the obvious cure for me……an enema. There was something on TV this morning about people getting depressed with [...]

How was your trip?  Did you catch any fish?
Dad and I walked the dam this morning and looked for dead bodies!  A couple is missing off of their boat in Lake Murray since Saturday and there was a plane flying over searching.  Then Dad and I saw a group of buzzards on the rocks and [...]

GOOD JOB!!! I heard that you did a fantastic job with the drill. Everyone at our building is talking about it - I guess you are now a legend in the EDCBA -(Earthquake Drill for Commercial Buildings Association).

Backstory: My mom had an ingrown toenail removed and wouldn’t shut up about it. She said she put it in a bag and took it home with her from the doctor. She kept asking me to come over and see her toenail and to bring my boyfriend so he could see it too. One day, [...]