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You are the first person to receive an email from me…ever. Not really, I sent one at the book warehouse for Jake before. You are the first nonbusiness to receive an email from me. Always remember, polka dots are the nonedible limes of life. MOM
Hey lil I sense a transition coming up…..we know how good we are with those….you K? love you miss you gotta go oatmeal is burning. hey it didn’t send. Oatmeal disaster averted. Dad says “BLAH BLAH BLAH hi, I love you lil” I just wrote the important stuff. Now. I’ve scorched the oatmeal. I was up late last night counting my blessings (at the risk of sounding like a douche) somewhere around toilet paper I fell asleep. I woke up wondering why I get in my own way so much of the time. The only thing I can think of is… I am a douche. Sorry about so much douche but it makes me smile every time I type it. douche douche douche she typed laughing like an idiot. In short don’t be a douche like your mom. AND if for some reason your feeling down or doubtful or numb type douche it works for me. Well that is enough motherly wisdom for one email. now it’s time to eat my now cold oatmeal. love ya doll mom
This is a personal question…..Have you ever experienced wet gas passing?
Love, momma
I am a paranoid nut, I admit. But I want a Time Life oldies/goodies collection off of the TV. But law enforcement says don’t order off of TV infomercials as the orders are taken by state prison inmates. How can I get these without having to give up my info to crooks? What would I do without you? Thank you for being so much smarter than I am??? And for being so tolerant of a looney mom?
Thank you, my beautiful baby, my favorite lawyer, my pride, my only reason for living up until now (I don’t know about when you have kids).
Thanks for helping me with my legal issue, don’t leave me ALONE, please
Thank your husband, take care of yourselves and love each other .
When is Ali’s wedding??
Ciao
We have not spoken in quite awhile. How are you and David? Bob & Linda had their first snowstorm today! Auntie Bee has lost 14 lbs. since her visit with me. I am so proud of her. I hope she keeps it up. Cubby went to the groomers down Newport last week. Not only did he get cleaned, but he got a dislocated hip also. Poor dog! He has had such bad luck. He had surgery this past Friday. Mike & Judy are hoping to collect all fees from the groomers. So far they have offered $750 and they wanted Dan to sign a release form for any additional negligence. He did not take the money nor did he sign the papers. Your sister went to Rocky Point Mexico this past weekend, she loved it. What is new with you?
Love Always Mom
Can’t wait for you to come
When you get a chance, ask your dad about how he almost killed Al Gore. It’s a good story.
-Mom
um I was thinking, if we have no tv cable like thingy, will we have tv for dvd? do you have a combo vcr? I still have good vcr movies like everafter. I have the new spider man on dvd. I’m gonna go do my hair. have escrow tomorrow, dentist, store, vet for dog pills, need my hair done. I got a brand new oxygen machine! Oh forgot to ask YOU ARE you UPP STAIRSS or DOWN? Gosh I hope its DOWN!!! Later. oh, I think I had an angina attack today, or else it was some kind of stress attack. Blondie was in here and she said what is wrong?? I told her and she was like you need to go to the hospital and dumb stuff like that. I said noo. I just need to get rid of all this stress, it is overwhelming for me. so probably just stress like in that movie, hyper ventilation from stress. the jack nicholson movie, somethings gotta give. It’s even on right now!!! Lol. Well, gonna go and try to do something constructive. Take care and talk to me soon, k? email or phone, whatever, let me know how you are K? MOM
1. pasta for dinner
2. got you a black bra
3. when should we give dad his prezzie? am?
4. I LOVE YOU!
5. even though you’re mean to me
6. not to worry, g-d will punish you :^)
Thanks for calling last night. Sorry I was uncommunicative. I’m getting tired of this, but better each day. The Dulcolax I took last night may have helped somewhat. We have not recognized the obvious cure for me……an enema. There was something on TV this morning about people getting depressed with the economy. They talked about looking on the bright side, glass half full. It’s sad about grandma, uncle Bob, the swimming pool being so dirty, my gut, the economy, gas prices, the war. But I’m glad that my kids are doing well, Dad is healthy, and we don’t have money or fat problems. On the Yahoo page, health tip of the day, they say sponges can actually breed bacteria, better if you microwave the wet sponge for 1min and remove hot sponge with tongs. Don’t forget to get your car fixed. Dad and the Brake Experts recommend it. Good luck on your project. Since you like my advice so much, hope you have it fully completed by the end of the summer. Love, MOM
How was your trip? Did you catch any fish?
Dad and I walked the dam this morning and looked for dead bodies! A couple is missing off of their boat in Lake Murray since Saturday and there was a plane flying over searching. Then Dad and I saw a group of buzzards on the rocks and we looked over but didn’t see anything, thank goodness!!
I think I sat in wee-wee yesterday at the library! I sat in a chair to read a magazine and when I got up my pants felt totally wet down to the underwear. I looked in the seat and it had a wet spot. I just about flew home and washed everything. EWWWWWW!
Nothing else new. Dad and I are still working on the kitchen. Don’t know what it will look like when we finish but it will be clean.
Love, M
GOOD JOB!!! I heard that you did a fantastic job with the drill. Everyone at our building is talking about it – I guess you are now a legend in the EDCBA -(Earthquake Drill for Commercial Buildings Association).
Backstory: My mom had an ingrown toenail removed and wouldn’t shut up about it. She said she put it in a bag and took it home with her from the doctor. She kept asking me to come over and see her toenail and to bring my boyfriend so he could see it too. One day, she emailed me to tell me she had a present for me, so I asked if the present was her toenail
It is something else, but as long as you have reminded me, I will get my toenail out for you. I have it in my jewelry box. When I die, you will have to go through my things anyway, so you won’t be shocked if you see it now.
