Postcards From Yo Momma » tv http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com A repository of modern day maternal correspondence Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:00:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 The Whiskers from Grandma’s Mole http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/20/the-whiskers-from-grandmas-mole/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/20/the-whiskers-from-grandmas-mole/#comments Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:00:34 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6712 Backstory: I recently canceled my cable service and have been having a bit of withdraw, so my mother has been sending me synopses of bad shows to make me feel better.

While I was channel surfing this evening, I switched to the new show Alas ka Mounted.  A taxidermist was working on the whiskers of a lion (I have no idea why a taxidermist was working on a lion in Alaska), but he ran out of thread to make the fake whiskers.  He looked at the camera and said, “the last time I needed whiskers, I just took them off Grandma’s mole.”  I changed the channel immediately.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2011/04/20/the-whiskers-from-grandmas-mole/feed/ 2 “Sex and Defenders” http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/30/sex-and-defenders/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/30/sex-and-defenders/#comments Mon, 30 Aug 2010 15:00:39 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6415 Mom: I’ve been getting into law shows lately.
Me: Which ones?
Mom: Sex and Defenders.
Me: ….what? Is that like some kind of warped Judge Judy?
Mom: No, they investigate sex crimes.  And they go to court a lot.  There are two separate groups.
Me:…you mean Law & Order: Special Victims Unit?!
Mom: No.  Every episode begins with a “dun dun.”
Me: Yeah, that’s Law & Order.  Here’s a youtube link of the opening.
Mom: Ok, that’s the one.

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Love mom

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/08/03/fertility-abounds/feed/ 0 Is Lost a Remake? http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/05/03/is-lost-a-remake/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/05/03/is-lost-a-remake/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 14:14:40 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6191 1956 movie: survivors of plane crash in s american jungle w head hunters. one left with all guns and tools.  but this time two beautiful women keep on tight skirts and stilettos have cat fight in water.  only change is then sexier! oh and bad guys  are all brown and steal white blonde little boy. just like Lost now on tv! love you.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/05/03/is-lost-a-remake/feed/ 3 Twits and Lollipops http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/14/twits-and-lollipops/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/04/14/twits-and-lollipops/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 15:30:16 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=6121 Good comment on television just now, I caught a bit of a programme about children who are made ill by what their parents do, ie, smoking etc. One mother of a small boy who was about to have nine baby teeth out because he ate five lollipops a day and had a bottle at night said in tears ‘I feel like it is my fault’! Of course it is, you stupid twit.

After that short rant, lots of love to you both
Mum xxxx

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Me: i had a horrible dream last night
Mom: So did I
Me: i had a dream you were cheating on dad with roger sterling from “mad men”
Mom: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Don’t tell Dad!
Mom: you mistook me for Joan
Mom: I should be so lucky

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2010/01/25/moms-dope-style/feed/ 6 I give it 3 weeks http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/02/i-give-it-3-weeks/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/02/i-give-it-3-weeks/#comments Fri, 02 Oct 2009 17:30:38 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4973 I watched a real crappy show last night called Mercy. It was about nurses who are portrayed as sluts and know-it-alls. The acting was awful. I give it 3 weeks. The fall line-up sucks.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/10/02/i-give-it-3-weeks/feed/ 8 Michael Jackson Funeral: The Analysis http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/08/michael-jackson-funeral-the-analysis/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/07/08/michael-jackson-funeral-the-analysis/#comments Wed, 08 Jul 2009 13:16:40 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4413 Backstory: My mom is secretly obsessed with Michael Jackson and also is fascinated by twitter but refuses to get one because she doesn’t know what she would tweet about.

Mom: I’m watching the Michelle Jackson memorial on tv. It’s very nice but also sad.

Me: oh I’m in class I can’t watch it

mom: Im sure they will replay it. I keep remembering the teenaged mj. He was so cute, but had so many issues.

Me: are the perormances good?

Mom: They have been very nice. Lionel richey and marìah carey were both near tears. I wasn.t sure if they could finish. It has had several songs about jesus.

Mom: His little girl just said he was the best daddy ever. Special on him tonight on abc. I wont bother you anymore.

Me: no I like your updates.

Mom: just like Twitter!

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Me: He bought a new one.
Mom: Predictable, isn’t he?
Me: I CALL THE OLD ONE! Predictable aren’t I?
Mom: I thought you might. Wait to see if he gets the old one fixed.
Me: Why is he getting it fixed if he bought a new one?
Mom: Sweetie. I mean really. It may have something to do with the mating call of the sonybird and the samsung warbler…sort of like the automotiveology religion.  Your dad worships at many alters, many of them being electronic.

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/30/worshiping-at-the-electronic-altar/feed/ 12 The Tudors, A Soap Opera http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/14/the-tudors-a-soap-opera/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/14/the-tudors-a-soap-opera/#comments Sun, 14 Jun 2009 14:13:33 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4239 me: There’s a new exhibit of pictures of Henry VIII and wives at LACMA
http://lacma.wordpress.com/2009/05/12/installing-henry-viii/
Mom: oh – he looks NOTHING like Jonathan Rhys Meyers!
And we’re feeling so sad right now about poor Anne of Cleves…. She didn’t stand a chance… (That’s how the last season ended. At least she lived!)
me: I am so behind!
He hasn’t even divorced Catherine
Mom: OMG – get with it, girl!

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/14/the-tudors-a-soap-opera/feed/ 1 …but I love the dog more. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/11/but-i-love-the-dog-more/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/06/11/but-i-love-the-dog-more/#comments Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:30:05 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=4229 Next time we are all watching TV together, make room for the dog! Poor Duke was searching for a place to sit and you couldn’t spare a few inches. I hope you’ll reconsider your selfish personality. He’s a dog!
Love ya, Mom

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I did not raise you to watch soap operas and get all sappy about their pseudo feelings. Don’t blame me. However, they certainly can hit some nerves. I never have gotten over high school. M

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me: yes.

mom: Tt’s very informative.  I really love it.
Did you know your can dye your p*ssy hair??

me: WHAT!?  MOM!!!

mom: I KNOW, I was so surprised!  But you have to use a special dye.

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]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/04/24/miss-usa-broo-ha-ha/feed/ 16 Future Husbands from the Past http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/31/future-husbands-from-the-past/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/31/future-husbands-from-the-past/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 18:05:12 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3678 mom: hi mijaa
me: hi
mom: you know the mexican guy.. tall handsome (the new guy) on extreme makeover?
he went to my high school i think
me: really???
mom: found him on facebook
me: no way hahahahaha add him
mom: hes 4 years younger
im gonna look him up
i think its fate hes my future husband even though i think hes gay!

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mom: Yep, i think he is an ass now
wishy washy fish lipped girlie boy

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/03/03/moms-thoughts-on-the-bachelor-finale/feed/ 4 Jewish Momma Discovers the Bachelor http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/20/jewish-momma-discovers-the-bachelor/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/20/jewish-momma-discovers-the-bachelor/#comments Fri, 20 Feb 2009 15:20:07 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3382 I’m watching episode 7 and am not sure what is going on.  He is just so darn cute.  He is involved with all of them and has to choose 1 to marry?  What a stupid show!  Is he a member of the tribe?!  what does he do for a living?
xo

]]> http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/02/20/jewish-momma-discovers-the-bachelor/feed/ 2 Creative Christmas Tree Removal http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/08/creative-christmas-tree-removal/ http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/2009/01/08/creative-christmas-tree-removal/#comments Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:00:37 +0000 Postcards From Yo Momma http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/?p=3063 Dad wanted to set up the new tv…which is pretty cool.  Anyway, in his hurry to get rid of the tree, after he removed the lights, he opened the back door and threw it out.  We look so ghetto!

Also, I’m trying to talk Dana into talking her friend into putting the old tv in the back of her pickup truck with the hope being that someone will steal it.  Sadly, both Dana and Dad don’t want to do it.  Mom

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