Backstory: My mom’s a Korean immigrant who married an American back in the 1980′s and moved to the States with him.

Dear Bad Daughter,

That’s right. You are bad.

Just kidding. For once you’ve done nothing wrong.

Guess what. Today your Aunt Grace came over with Jon and Dana and you know, every time I see those kids I’m glad I didn’t marry a Korean who looks like Grace. I love Uncle Pete, but his kids will always be ugly. You know Mommy is harsh, so if you were ugly you would know. You girls are so lucky you’re not ugly…I think I’d be a lot sadder all the time.

You know, I wonder if Aunt Grace gets sad when you girls visit her. Oh well – she’s a mean person so maybe she deserves it a little!

Love,
Mommy