Job Offer

Backstory: Message my brother received from my mom regarding a summer job at BlackBerry maker Research In Motion.

Mom: did you get my email?
Mom: for a RIM job
Mom: whatever

Friend With Benefits

Dear L:

I need you to treat me with more respect.  Instead of treating me as your mother, please treat me as you would a friend with benefits.


Nana On Her Knees

I’m going to start praying for your mom again instead of the usual worrying.. I’m getting down on my knees this time… Love NANA

Love, Mom