Vacation Advice

Backstory: My sister emailed my mom from the Caymans to let her know that they got there safe and were having a great time. This was my mom’s response.

Glad you made it. We arrived safely at home. Have a wonderful time and wipe individually.

I love you.

Mom

Donatella Versace Sighting

Backstory: My parents were on vacation in St. Barths…

Ladies,
Donatella was on the beach yesterday and I have to say it was one of the worst things I have ever seen…hanging fried skin on a skeleton with two hard melons glued to her chest and a face that looked like that of a burn victim from plastic surgery and injections. Hope the viewings improve today.
Love Mom

Travel Advice

Airports are the best places to kidnap someone.  Be watchful.  Stay together.  Buddy system.  If you are kidnapped, speak french… no one wants them!

Scallops And Redrum!

We are in Digby Nova Scotia tonight and staying at the Digby Pines. It is really nice and a very old historic hotel/lodge built in the early 1900′s. Dad and I sat in the huge lobby and had  scallops for dinner. Because Digby is the scallop capital of the world! It is very similar to the lodge that was  in the movie the Shining. I hope I don’t hear redrum in the night!

(for the most part) weird

So the people that ride on this jitney are (for the most part) weird. They look like typical upper west side types….schleppers…most with animals…and lots of cats in bags. They are all tres pas chic.

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Love, Mom