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Me: Do you want to hear my new favorite joke?
Mom: Of course.
Me: ok, what do vegan zombies eat?
Mom: What?
Me: GRAAAINS! GRAAAINS!
Me: Ha ha!!
Mom: Ha ha!!!
Me: I love it.
Mom: Well, actually, I don’t get it.
Me: They eat grains instead of brains because they’re vegan.
Mom: Do zombies usually eat brains?
Me: Yeah, that’s what zombies eat. Are you not up on your zombie literature?
Mom: I guess not. But I learn something new every day! Now, what’s a vegan?
Pls let me know what you would like me to have, foodwise, in the refrig/pantry. It’s been a year since you’ve been home, so I probably need to stock up, vegan-wise. As long as I’m going on a grocery shopping trip, I may as well buy specific to your wants/needs/plans. I did go to the health food place for Egg Replacer, plus some surprises. And, there are already 4 to 5 (?) boxes of tofu at home.
We can go shopping on the way home from the airport (after we go out to eat!), but you know I’ll want to go to Walmart and I’m not sure how you’re feeling about them these days, though I’d bet that the [local grocery store] employees (for instance) don’t get much/any more salary/benefits than W-mart. So, I’ll go to Walmart in advance of your arrival, and that makes it different, ’cause you’re not a knowing participant.
Love you oodles,
Mom
