Me: I’m registered to vote!

Mom: Yahoo!  Barack & I can rest easy now

Me: I will be at the polls on the 4th, but I won’t wear any Obama shirts.

Mom: It would be a neat idea if obama supporters could figure out something to wear that is nondescript but would signify unity in a wink wink sort of way so start something like that okay?

Me: I’ll give Barack a call and see what he thinks

Mom: Great idea!  If he’s not available though, maybe you can get up with Joe

Me: I’m sure he can spare a few mins to chat with me

Mom: I would suggest that we wear hawaiian leis in honor of his grandma!  Everyone else will think there’s a big luau party that they weren’t invited to

Me: No, I think they’ll just think we look stupid.  I suggest wearing blue.

Mom: I’m thinking I’ll ride up on a donkey