NURSES GONE WILD!

I was really sorry I missed your call for my birthday. Thanks for the picture disk; sorry I haven’t gotten one off to you. I can’t believe with Linda here I completely spaced on picking your things up at the armory. I’m going to try to make it there tomorrow. I am having a party here tomorrow and it should be a lot of fun. All girl-sleep-over optional. I don’t want any drunk drivers. We’re playing WII, Karoke, cards, ping-pong and just being nurses gone wild…wish you were here to celebrate. Can’t believe I’m 50 hoping for a better decade than the last one. I’m glad things worked out for your leave. Is this a short one? Are you going somewhere? Well I’m off for now. Love, MOM

Facing Some Hard Wii Fit Facts

I’m fat.

The Wii says I gained 2.5 pounds in the last 3 weeks and that I should lose 12 pounds to be healthy! I bought myself a pair of jeans from Penney’s like the ones you have. I have a muffin top in them. Yuck!!!!!!

I’m going to go buy an exercise bike this weekend. Maybe if it’s staring at me every day I’ll use it

Beatles Rock Band Forces Mom to Reset Priorities

Backstory: My Dad bought Beatles Rock Band the other day, and my Mom, who used to be really fast at responding to my texts, has stopped replying. I text her to find out if her texting was broken.

im sure that if i hadnt been rehearsing for our concert tour i wouldve sent you a text

There’s Good News And There’s Bad News

joe just got fired.
home eating lunch
called gamestop and they just got one wii fit in at 11 am and I got it
at 11:30!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

woo-hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wii gonna get fit!!!



Love, Mom