Facebook Photos Never Lie

I am very concerned about your health. I am worried that you are not eating properly. Your facebook picture shows you looking very thin. How much do you weigh?
Is it below 140? If I put money in your Emory eagle account will you go eat breakfast?
Are you eating any fresh fruit? Can you go to the grocery and buy a bag of oranges or apples? If this swine flu comes to atlanta, you need to be healthy enough to fight it,and that means you need a strong immunity system, which you can’t have if you aren’t eating healthy.

I am very worried.

Love,
MOM

There Are Only Three Options.

Have tried to phone you but no reply so 3 options
1. terrible hangover
2. found floating in lake with very high blood alcohol
3. very depressed and head under duvet
Mum



Love, Mom
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