Hi Darling.  Michael Phelps shaves his pits.
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Mom:  Oh, I saw pics of him
Mom:  I didn’t think he’d be your type
Me:  he’s not, really
Mom:  I sort of wrote him off as a poonhound
Mom:  he has that look about him
Me:  I don’t think so
Me:  but good use of the word “poonhound”, mom
Mom:  thanks, it’s one of my favourites

Surprise, I am writing you an email.
I NEED HELP AND SOON, BEFORE I STARVE TO DEATH !!!!
I am guessing that you are wondering how come I’m doing this — it’s just because I am locked into my computer room and cannot get out.  I was trying to put a door knob on the door and [...]

Hi Jim!   I thought I’d get details about Katie today.   Wrong.   Barbara didn’t say a thing.   She doesn’t know that we know.     And Roberta said Tommy is back at Christine’s.   Again.   Your Uncle Cappy had a little accident chopping wood today.  [Again}     He  cut off a big chunk of his thumb.   Sandy  followed the ambulance [...]

I locked myself out again last night and your brother was at work.  It was 8:30 pm.  I had to tear the screen out of John’s small window and somehow hoist myself into the house.  My arms were badly scratched and bleeding and my upper legs are black and blue.  It was hard to climb [...]

Jeff and Becky are on the way to Kentucky. Suzy’s water broke and she is in labor. The baby was not due until June 14. Jeff is so hoping this is a good sign. Suzy had slept with her ex-husband 3 weeks before the one night stand with Jeff and since the baby is coming [...]