I ordered tickets to see Bob Dylan on August 13th as a present for Bob. Chances are that the tickets will be mailed to me at home, in an envelope that says “ticketmaster.”
Maybe you can claim that I bought them for you and that you and Dana are going to some concert in August? How [...]

Friday I’m doing something fun as well. Joan and I are starting a club called The Grown-Ass Woman’s Club. Our mascot is Gert Boyle (One Tough Mother) from Columbia Wear. Your stepfather is making fun of us but I think he’s just petty and jealous. I finally told him to shut up. That’s what GAW [...]