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Why the Baskets Didn’t Sell

Backstory: My mom had a yard sale. She was talking about her Longaberger baskets not selling.

I meant to tell you that I put $65 on the hamper and then came down to $50 and didn’t get a nibble.  I had a little basket of kim’s with $10 on it and no one acted interested in it either.  I don’t know if it’s the economy or what but people just didn’t seem to be buying stuff like that.  Of course, one of our biggest customers is R– B– and I kept wondering why he hadn’t come by.  Then we saw in the paper that he’d been arrested for possession of cocaine.

Love,
Mom

Salt and Pepper Shaker Extravaganza

hope all is well ..will phone you in morning I hope..guess what went to Souris town wide yard sales and got lots of stuff..we got a nice bed finally for us for $50..it is nice..we have been sleeping on wires for about 3 years now ouch!! any way the yard sales were supposed to be over by 1 pm so we went to one and the people were just getting ready to pack up and I was looking at her salt and pepper shakers and she asked if I liked them and I said yeah and she said well then you can have them ALL for $5 yes $5 ..lol there are 56 sets!!!! so do the math..awesome when we mark them up to $1 each set..we are gonna get rich 1 freakin $ at a time..hope to send money to you next week so you can go buy stuff..hey how much is that big butterfly pic at the cool store. Maybe..you could buy it and I will send money every week and then you could like put it on layaway or something..it would look cool in your place..anywho better go for now talk to ya in morning..going to shine up my S&Ps..
LUVYA



Love, Mom