A repository of modern day maternal correspondence

He’s Ugly But the Song is So Sweet

mom: y do i luv hey there delilah so much? i luv it!
me: haha..what are you listening to?
mom: i found the music video on u-tube. i can’t stop watching it. he’s ugly but the song is so sweet & sincere its making me cry WTF?!
me: not only are you a year late but you’re nuts.
mom: [...]

Are you going to be a f***ing potato doctor???

Backstory: I sent my mom a particularly entertaining YouTube video involving a choir of singing potatoes.  She was either inspired by the Budweiser ‘Swear Jar’ commercial I also sent along, or she was *very* concerned I wasn’t taking medical school very seriously…
Child, stop watching f***ing youtubes and get the h*** back to work!!  What the [...]



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